Krewe du Mishigas
It's a Dark Day!
What will the Tribe of Mishiganaim do about the terrible Bagel Shortage?
Should they build the ARK - NOLA's Ark in Search of Bagels?
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J.A.P. 5765 - Anne comes from the land of Boston to bring 200, but this is a far cry from 618. Everyone cheers but there's a sadness too. Anne hangs here head in humility.... Such a princess!
Wolfman Tom works on the paltry 200 Boston Bagels. "Where's the Boston tea?" he asks.
Wolfman Tom and "Pimps and Horah" J.A.P./King Kat do their best but there are just not enough to spray and glitter.
The ark must be completed quickly so that bagels, yes, 5 inchers, may be found. Yenta Girl and Hammer Mench work on the ark pounding and screwing day and night.
It's a stretch but the work can be completed when the tribe focuses on the tassssk.
Moses Erectus licks the slats in place. His huge gluey tongue can do the trick. Such a master licker...sigh!
Yenta girl screws and screws and the ship erects.
Princess Anne hangs her head in embarrassment, but understands that this job must be completed no matter the sacrifice. She will also sacrifice.
All the tribe work and ask, "Who will help New Orleans with Bagels?"
Who of you will help?
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NOLA's ark is almost finished. Soon it will go to far lands and bagels will be found. |
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In the dense swampy fog NOLA's ARK moves to the northern regions and behold benefactors are found. They have agreed to save the day! Oy Vey it's
Cheers to Allyson and Brian!! Barney's Bagels of Pawtucket, RI will send 300 Bagels Cheers to Barney's (Thanks Jana and Jan's Mom) |
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