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The Mishigasish Mother Ship Yentaprise Landing in the Mishigas Carre. Aerodynamically Perfect! Whoosh!

Cindy and Mai Decorating Bagels for Ransom of King David	Stewart consuming large quantities of Manischevitz and kvetching.	Princess Adama passing out money. Such a generous Princess.
Costumes being bartered.		Mai, Charles, Laura and Alexis decorating bagels.
Roger and his Princess.	Allison and Lou choosing costumes	Angie filling Lou.
Hilton playing with his bagel	Hilton sharing his bagel with Ann	Anne looking satisfied.

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Mishigas In Space:
Episode XVIII,
Return of the CohenHeads
S P A C E. . .

Oy! Such a frontier.
These are the wanderings of the Mishigasish Mothership Yentaprise. Its five year tradition: To kibbitz on strange new worlds; To seek out new life forms and sell to them
retail; To boldly schlep where no goy has schlepped before!

Captain's log: Star of David Date 5761.33: Captain G. Genghis Cohenhead recording: Guilt Speed Ahead. Here's the story so far. Thirty-three centuries ago, a small expedition of us Co-henheads from Mishigaspiter schtettled on Earth to consume mass quantities of Manischevitz, to kvetch, and to run your planet from behind the scenes. Oy! Was it nice back then. Aye yi yie the good ol' days these were. Anyway! So, these centuries pass by sooner than you think, and what do you know, just before the dawn of the third goy millennium, Darth Nader futzes with our nice little Mishigasish Co-henspiracy. Anyway! Here's what you don't know about the story so far.

Looming above the Mishigas Carre deep inside the Drek Star, The Mishigasish American Princess is being held hostage by this drunk schlemiel, Dubbya the Hut. Oy! What Chutzpah this Goy. He re-wired Princess Adama's droids, R2DMishigas and 3CPAs, and sent them to The Palm Beach Bubbes Bridge Club and Very Nice Re-tirement Center, with a not so very nice message. The not so very nice message said, "if you old Mishigasish Yentas don't vote for Buchanan, the Princess here does all the ship's dishes!"

Well, need I say more? It looks like Everyone is going to get burned by the Bush. What I mean to say is that we've had better days. So this is what we decided to do. The Chosen Krewe got to-gether, beamed in some Chinese Food and kvetched. Oy! did we kvetch. We kvetched so much we decided to go home to Mishigaspiter, get King David, fine tune our Mishigasdi mind tricks with Little Rabbi Yoda, and save the Mishigasish American Princess.

So we get home to Mishigaspiter and what do we find bageling around our planet but this Giant Matzoh-lith. All we knew about the Giant Matzohlith is that it was just as dry and lacked exactly the same flavor as matzoh back on earth, it was just bigger. Much bigger. Anyway! Science Officer Schlock took a pod down to the Matzohlith surface and came back with the lost scroll of Gadol, a few thousand absentee ballots, and one hell of a Mishigasdi mind-ache. He lost all touch with logic and started mooning Mishigaspiter. It was so bad, the ship's Wrich Doctor, Oy'm'achin' Bones had to order him to the "I've felt better" bay.

Anyway! So this here is our schtick. We are coming back to Earth to save the Mishigasish Ameri-can Princess Adama from Darth Nader and Dubbya the Hutt, bring the Lost Scroll of Gadol to reunite the Cohenheads, and use the ab-sentee ballots to rectify the final recount and fulfill the Mishigasish Cohenspiracy. So!

Be there when the Yentaprise lands in the Mishigas Carre to defeat the Drek Star. Become a Mishigasdi and Learn to use the Schmaltz with little Rabbi Yoda and Luke Sky-schlepper. Get a Mishigas-Doo potion from Oy'M'achin' Bones. Buy a bagel blaster from Space Cowboy Billy the Yid or his trusty Compadre Mishigasbaca.

And until then, May the Schmaltz Be With You and like Schlock always says, "Live long and nosh a bisel. . . you look thin."