David MosZus Erectus

Archaeologists Uncover Evidence of
Ancient Mishigasish "Oral Tradition"

By: Charles (otherwise known as C W Cannon) and Laura with a little help from  L. J. 

Jerusalem- Yesterday, an archaeological team from Hogwarts Yeshiva unearthed a never before seen item of scripture, a markedly different version of the book "Exodus" than the one in use for the past 2500 years. "The Fertile Sea Scrolls," as they have been dubbed, have sent shock waves through both religious and profane circles. Among other things, these scrolls set to rest the age-old debate of whether the great pyramids of Egypt were built by slaves or by aliens.  Both are actually true!  As the EXXXodus chapter of these scrolls makes clear, the pyramids were actually built by a randy crop of visitors from the planet Mishigaspiter.  These aliens, called Cohenheads, mixed freely with the locals, creating a new master race of He-brieuxs and She-brieuxs.  According to the Fertile Scrolls, "70 souls of the loins of Cohenheads were in Egypt" (EXXXodus 1:5). When the He-brieux and She-brieux left there were 619,916 (not counting children)-Talk about copulation explosion!  Said Professors Fatshmuck and MacGoy-a-cuddle, "There may have been a whole lot of knowing going on."

Eljus Dumblestein, N.J.B.O.S. from Hogwartz Yeshiva has made it known that the date for dissemination of the definitive translation is soon upon us! Come and grok His definitive translation of "The Fertile Sea Scrolls: Magic, Mishagoss, and the lost scroll of Cohenhead Gadol", now available for immediate dissemination in very collectable limited editions:

Phyllis & Joel (Former Hagrid)

Anne with Special Mishigas Aphrodisiac - Who ate all the red Jell-O!

Dan the Banker Man, Hilton and Donna

Nancy & Zackary

And the children of the Cohenheads were fruitful and increased abundantly, and multiplied, and waxed exceedingly mighty stalks; and the land was filled with them. And though they wore socks around their cocks, no babies were prevented.

And the children of the Cohenheads were fruitful and increased abundantly, and multiplied, and waxed exceedingly mighty stalks; and the land was filled with them. And though they wore socks around their cocks, no babies were prevented.

Now there arose a new king over Egypt, who knew not the Cohenheads, nor did he know their asses, though he coveted them. And he said unto his people: 'Behold, the children of the house of Mishigaspiter are too many and too mighty for us; The mammarian might of their female multitudes smothers us with bustage, and the stalks of the men rise randily to the heavens. Come, let us deal wisely with them, lest they multiply even more. Therefore did they set over them Taskmasters, clad in black leather and latex, to make sure they performed only in the oral tradition.  But the more they afflicted them the more they multiplied and the more they spread their seed abroad. And the He-brieux and She-brieux continued to multiply, and continued to lure the sons and daughters of Egypt to their couches, so that all the Egyptians were either adread or abed. Abed, the fruit of the Cohenheads was said to serve with rigor. It thus came to pass that the entire house of Pharoah was spent, their vital energies sapped by the ravenous hordes of He-brieux and She-brieux. The new race of the grandly endowed resolved to leave Egypt; the leader said "Let my people Go, that we may have our own wild orgies in the desert!" 

Donna & Dan

Whew!  Donna & Elliott Knowing is so much fun!

Allison & Hilton

Nancy & Zackary

Prisoner of New Orleans Hoping to Know More

The Rich Doctor Cousin Dave

Joel & Phyllis

Prisoner of New Orleans Hoping to Know More

Getting to Know you!

David - ME??? Know?

Whew! 

Mamma, Current Captain, and Former Match Maker Laura with Prince of the Mishigas Russell

Whew!